“Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.” Books May Well Be the Only True Magic
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
Haaaahaha
(Source: ragingbomer)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
(via cdunbar)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via ibleedforthewinchesters)
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it, via ibleedforthewinchesters)
AmItheonlyonewhoseesSamandJohn?“no dad! Dean taught me…just like he taught me to lace my shoes and everything else!”
(Source: cecilial, via ibleedforthewinchesters)
The Best of The Overlord (in other words the most reblogged memes)
ahaohMisha. XD
(via sherlocksguardiancastiel)
jecx:
FOREVER REBLOG.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT EVEN BREATHE
I CAN’1TC BREATHE SKDHIUHDUIVHSIDUFH OOMG WHYYY
CRYING
CRYING
The train one is my favourite.
The ferris wheel one.
no, no, the TRAIN.
(Source: milkcrumbs, via alexandersexyswaggard)
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
I will forever reblog this photo. love it.
Will Smith is basically the best.
Hahaha excellent
(Source: iampinkshirt)
